Very Funny: Signs you drink way too much Garri

 Next to the national flag, Garri is the most important national symbol. At some point, you must have taken garri, water and sugar. In fact, it is probably your best food.

Here are 7 signs you’ve begun to take TOO MUCH of garri:

1. You don’t discriminate. You can drink yellow, white even grey garri. This what your garri store looks like.

2. You have plenty cash in the bank and after performing at two shows, you run home to drink Garri

3. Former President Olusegun Obasanjo is your best president ever because you saw this video of him

4. To you, D’Banj coming out with Koko Garri is the best thing to happen to Nigeria

5. You’ve become so used to Garri that it no longer supplies the kick, you now augment it with Power Horse

6. You attended a Goodluck Jonathan rally just so you could get your hands on one of these:


7. You see groundnut and all you think is garri

8. After three plates of “garrium”, using the toilet is World War 3

9. The garri/groundnut seller greets you everyday you pass

10. This is your definition of “fine dining”